Saturday, December 24, 2011

Twelve days of Holiday

Sing this to the 12 days of Christmas:
On the FIRST DAY of Holiday Obama gave to me, a book by Saul Alinsky. 
On the SECOND DAY of Holiday Obama gave to me, 2 trillion in taxes and a book by Saul Alynsky.
On the 3rd day of Holiday my leader gave to me, 3 Canadian Busses,  2 more trillion in taxes and a book by Saul Alynsky. 
On the fourth day of Holiday my leader said to me "Uh, uh, uh Uh uh, um uh." 3 Canadian Busses another 2 trillion in taxes while he spends 17 days in Hawaii paid for by me.
On the FIFTH DAY of Holiday, Obama said to me "I'll lower the seas".  Um huh uh , 3 Canadian Busses, 2 trillion in taxes,
and a book by a radical Communist/Marxist community organizer.

On the 6th day of Holiday we're not a Christian nation, No more prayer breakfasts, ENDORSES Ground Zero Moooooooosque, Quickly lights the entire Menorah, three photo ops with Chavez, 60,000 Muslims granted instant citizenship, and a book by Saul Alinsky.

On the 7th day of Holiday Obama gave to me.....  7 more unaccountable Czars, 600 missiles fired into Israel, uh, Cinco de Quatrooooooooooo!  4 Puffs of marajuana, 3 Canadian Busses, Henrietta Hughes is still struggling and a book by Saul Alinsky.

On the 8th day of Holiday Obama called Matt Lauer "Tim" 8 times,  there were 7 times that he said Corpse-man , 6 Black Panthers acquitted because they are black and for no other reason, HE TOOOOOASTS to the Queeeeeeeeeeeen incorrectly.  Four more rounds of golf, three billion grant to Solyndra, 200 missiles fired on Israel, and Class Warfare taught by Saul Alinsky...(those darned corporate jets)

On the 9th day of Holiday the teleprompter broke:

On the 10th day of Holiday our Commander in Chief makes a gaffe:  Calls Wyffels Hybrids "Waffles", Claims he's also Irish, Confuses Kansas and Texas, He's such an elegant speaker,
you can REDUCE your healthcare premiums by 3000%!!!!!!!!!!!!! Makes fun of cripples on Jay Leno, Names a dead medal of honor recipient as living, Kanye West is an ass, and Weezy is a character on Sanford and Son. (I'm, uh, coming home, uh, Weezy.   It's a big one!)

On the 11th day of Holiday Obama is mocked on Turkish TV and  Putin calls him an idiot, Korea launches missiles, God Damn America that's in the bible, Kinetic military action, promises to close Gitmo, Arab Spring is rising, FIVE TRAMPLED IN A VOUCHER STAMPEEEEEEEEDE. Obamacare is tanking, Starts 3 wars, Blames mistakes on Bush, and a book by Saul Alinksy.

On the 12th day of Holiday our leader gave to me:  a lawsuit against Arizona, a flip-flop on Mubarak, A birth certificate in PDF form with many individual separate layers, he walked away from debt talks, turned a memorial for those killed by Jared Loughner into a campaign stop, lost a freaking drone, skipped Endowed by our Creator, Occupiers are cool, NASA is now for muslim outreach, messes up the oath of office, electricity costs necessarily skyrocket, 

offends every true Catholic with his stance on abortion, keeps on smoking, does a 180 on Sudan and the Darfur genocide, Muslim prayers are beautiful, Grants 1,000+ waivers for healthcare premiums, AIG is evil, Sharia law is growing, He loves Kominsky park,

Credit rating downgraded, Claims he's the 4th best president, Makes fun of Nancy Reagan when it was really Hillary who actually channeled, Bankrupts coal power plants,  he fights for money for Black Farmers who don't exist, hides all his school records, pushes for sex-ed for 4th graders, financial and housing crisis meltdown, repeals Clinton's "don't ask, don't tell",

skirts the constitution, takes full credit for Osama's murder even though water boarding made it happen, meanwhile the entire Navy Seal Team is betrayed and killed,
throws Israel under the bus, Kensyian economics, Mexicans are the true Americans, Fast and Furious, 

(one could just go on and on)   STEALS 500 BILLION from Medicaaaaaaare, Michigan's in the toilet, just inflate your tires, put the blame on Bush, and try to find a part-time job in this economy. And God bless us, every one.
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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

South Carolina bill is a strategic move

We learned today that five lawmakers from South Dakota have introduced a bill that will require all SC residents to carry a firearm "sufficient to provide for their ordinary self-defense" within six months of turning 21.  Republican Hal Wick is supporting the silly bill knowing full well that it will not pass the litmus test of common sense and will be "killed" soon. 


Unphased, Mr. Wick said “Do I or the other cosponsors believe that the State of South Dakota can require citizens to buy firearms? Of course not. But at the same time, we do not believe the federal government can order every citizen to buy health insurance."  

Why is this considered a strategic move?  With the recent developments in Florida with a district Judge's ruling that Obamacare was unconstitutional because it forces people to purchase something, Mr. Wick has deftly added to the hurdles that anyone opposing U.S. District Judge's Robert Vinson's ruling has to take into account.  After the SC bill is deemed unconstitutional, it is simply a matter of connecting the dots to show that Obamacare is entirely and utterly unconstitutional because it does the same silly thing.  


No one should be forced by the government to buy anything and people have made this point to no avail.  Now, they have to face the fact that when the exact same law is rejected in South Carolina on constitutional grounds, it can, should and will be also deemed unconstitutional in Florida.